Lent Is Over in 4 Days

So yeah, I gave up alcohol AND cursing for lent. This did NOT come in handy when I decided to have my 1st stand-up comedy show. There was no "liquid courage" to get me on stage, no curse words to use as a crutch... It was me, myself, and I... pretty crazy.

Last year, I gave up cheese for lent. Not a sacrifice you say? Well, try eating pizza in under 20 minutes when you're picking it off bit by bit... Last Easter, the 1st thing I ate after Easter Mass was a big, fat order of mozzarella sticks... oh yeah!
I realize now that on Sunday I can curse up a storm, get stinkin drunk and it's all good... Y'know, I don't think I'm gonna curse on stage. At least not for right now. But come Easter Sunday, I think I'll have a little cab with my supper.
That's all for now... Happy Easter everyone!